I politely request that everybody get out of my way and point me in the direction of the Gorgon.

If you would be so kind.

Anyone caught dawdling will be shot. Some of you may be shot anyway.

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Do not be shocked if you find Catapano's face on your milk carton. Or on any other 'Missing' poster in the city. It's not a prank; I just pulled a few strings. I have discovered I make a surprisingly convincing hotline attendant. His sisters are worried.

[Filter: PUBLIC]Does anyone have access to a police badge that they ( Read more... )

[The determined silence of someone's concentration is broken by a rattle and a rather loud bang. Silence resumes once more before the aforementioned someone moves on to rattle something else. Eventually, Nemesis seems to remember she had something to say, and her voice rises somewhere in the background; impatient and frustrated with a distinctly ( Read more... )

Thanatos. Clingy?

And, as I was about to say before someone meddled with my mental age: if that... war has yet to finish, the FRA teams have already been deployed to lend a hand I have so many missed calls to bring as many back into custody alive as possible, and I will be heading my own. So, should any of you be involved, I suggest removing ( Read more... )

Sent home again to cool down. I'm perfectly calm. Just because I don't punctuate my threats promises with expletives, it doesn't mean I wasn't perfectly serious when I said his arm would break if he continued to squirm ( Read more... )

Dear righteous son of a harpy,

It's been three days since the afternoon you realised it's not my fault a moment too soon. How exactly did you decide that I had already gotten over the issues with my temper? Was it the moment you realised I'm the most accomplished team member, by any chance? Of course I am, I've been hunting people down for ( Read more... )

I've been told to take time off -- until I learn how to control my temper. They can't prove I killed him; another member of the team put a bullet in his head -- someone saved my life tonight. Regardless, it was self defense. Why is that hard to understand? They knew he was armed, they saw the damn blade before I did.

It was murder, but not a crime ( Read more... )

You know... If I hear the phrase 'it's all Greek to me' one more time, I will injure whoever is closest to me at the time and then kill the source of irritation.

Just a warning.

Regardless of how dangerous the fugitive you're chasing is known to be, you're still not allowed supposed to shoot him in the kneecaps while he tries to make his escape after assaulting you. I don't understand why. Ignoring the fact I may have actually been aiming for the femoral artery (catty remarks about my aim will be answered by my rifle; I ( Read more... )

Under what circumstances is it considered unethical to leave someone who just invaded your personal space unconscious on the pavement?

We'll just ignore the fact that he deserved it.